I passed a deep sea underwater vessel going north on 69. I had my windows down so I yelled, “You’re going the wrong way, mate! The ocean’s back that-a-way.” Just then, a prison transport van passed me, revealing the giant sign that said, “Stay back 50 feet,” to which I said, “Now you listen here, Mr. White Van with Orange Men Inside, YOU passed me,” but before I could finish they were off. Apparently law enforcement is allowed to break the law. Their bumper sticker said something like, “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?” but I don’t speak Spanish.

Funny bench advertisement.

This street window display that was meant to show an iTunes playlist was only showing one thing – an iTunes error.

Home of something or somebody famous…someday…maybe…

Your move, BMW.

Volunteers needed.

Our coffee is an experience that chalk is unable to convey.

Who will win the washing machine wars?

Not responsible for spills.

Yeah, I’m sure it must be that second thing.

We have pizza.

Truth in advertising.

Windows is checking for a solution to the problem…

Gaddafi must go.

Try Amazon.